Oh, You better be scared,
You better get high!
You better pop pills,
I'm telling you why,
The Eagles are coming to town.
We're making a playlist,
Just you wait and see!
We're gonna find out
The holes in your D,
The Eagles are coming to town.
We'll know when you are blitzing,
We'll know when you will throw,
We'll know when you will drop to pass,
We're gonna fuck you up, Romo.
So...T.O. will O.D,
He won't have no poise,
Christmas Day we're gonna,
Kill the cowboys,
The Eagles are coming to town.
