63 Year Old
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Male
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From Kansas City, MO·
Joined on March 10, 2009
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on December 12th
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I love people and have never met a stranger. I live for my best friend and grand-daughter KIELE (AKA bugs) If I offend you I am sorry. Im not interested in your "tats" or your fake boobs.
63 Year Old
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Male
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From Kansas City, MO·
Joined on March 10, 2009
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on December 12th
·2 referrals joined!
Chinese Wedding NightA young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her..A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'More thoughtful silence, this time from him.Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her, 'You want... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?"
Speaking German in Texas Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.' The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
