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Dunk Driver

Dunk Driver A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway.He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. "I can't do that,officer." "Why not?""Beacause I'm an asthmatic.I could get an asthma attack if I blow into a tube." "Okay,we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a diabetic.I could get low blood sugar if i pee in a cup." "Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a hemophiliac. if i give blood i die." "Fine then,just walk the white line." "Can't do that either,officer," "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk."
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