Dunk Driver
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway.He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that,officer." "Why not?""Beacause I'm an asthmatic.I could
get an asthma attack if I blow into a tube."
"Okay,we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either officer." "Why not?"
"Because I'm a diabetic.I could get low blood sugar if i pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either officer." "Why not?"
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. if i give blood i die."
"Fine then,just walk the white line."
"Can't do that either,officer," "Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."