SDCALHOUN's blog: "dumbass's"

heres one way to know your not in the ghetto anymore, i know everybody has seen the lil girls sellin lemonade for a nickle right. well today i went to check my mail and there was 4 girls standing on the corner sellin lemonade and they were chargin 2.50 for that same cup everyone use to pay a nickle for now thats just crazy u leave the ghetto and get hustled by the rich

so check it out one nite i got drunk off my ass and i was on the phone with somebody the whole time i was drinkin but they didnt even think about tellin me to stop drinkin, but anyway to continue the story i was out said sittin on the fire hydrent singing for like an hour while smokin a cigar and talkin on the phone, next thing u know some guy comes walkin down the street and starts talkin to me about somethin and ill could remember was i invited him to a party that wasnt happening

i have a lot of weird and confused people around me. my cuzzin who is 21 now is completely confused. he started off as a gang member then he wanted to be a rapper, then he tried to be a skater which hes pretty good at skating and got sponsored but the he quit skatin to go back to bangin. then he tried to be a pimp, and now hes back on a skateboard, so ill keep u posted on what he decides to do next. another confused person is a good friend of mines, this guy had the world pretty much given to him. his girlfriend moved him into her house bought him everything he wanted and he left her so he could be a pimp and now he has nothin. that nigga is confused.

to all you dumb fucks and jack asses out there i know how both cars run and checked the miles on it rims aint shit trust me i know and while your talkin shit your broke asses aint payin for the shit anyway so learn how to vote and shut the fuck up.