> Duck Hunting
>
>
>
> Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send
my dog
> out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't
any
> ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."
>
>
>
> So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks
twice.
> Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks
out
> there."
>
>
>
> Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?"
>
>
>
> Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets
back
> he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There
really are
> only two ducks out there!"
>
>
>
> Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If y ou
want,
> you can get one from him, too."
>
>
>
> So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his
friend
> Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, then
tells
> it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with
a stick
> in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.
>
>
>
> Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog
is a
> fraud. I want my money back!"
>
>
>
> The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. Earl tells him that when he
sent
> the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth
and
> started humping his leg.
>
>
>
> The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there
are
> more fuckin' ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"
