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Drunkn, broken roommate
created @ 03/19/2019 08:01 pm
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OK. It's been a while since I posted on this, but the idiot has outdone himself. Working as an (!) Electrician, he fell off a ladder and landed on his side on a cast iron tub. His 118 lb ass powdered two ribs and cracked three more. Collapsed a lung (not the one I shot him in), and spent a week in the hospital. He's diagnosed with COPD,placed on oxygen, and the first thing the silly bird does when he gets home is light a cigarette. The sound of his coughing is pathetic, but 'the doctors don't know what they're doing. He's becoming addicted to Tramadol and chasing it with beer and does nothing but watch reruns of 'Home Improvement'. Idolizing an idiot. He's smoking two packs a day... Should I...
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