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| | Drunk on the Toilet |
| created @ 11/16/2009 10:07 am |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
'What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!' I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.'
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...'You dumb as$$ idiot!.. You're sitting on the mop bucket!
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