BEGGING FOR A PUSH
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance!," says the husband, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning!!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked the wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"So, did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning, and it's pouring down rain!"
"Well mister, you certainly have a short memory'" says his wife. "Don't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped push us off the highway?" "I think you should help him, and you should also be ashamed of yourself."
The husband reluctantly does as he is told, he gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out in the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
