Here's a Survey for All You Drunks!!!!
1. When was the last time you drank?
Bought one? Saturday night. Drank one? Probably about 6 months or so ...
2. Where did u drink at?
Home, alone, usually while watching a movie ...
3. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar?
Um, no.
4. Have you ever had an interaction with police while under the influence?
Heh. Since I don't get drunk, technically no. Had one come to my house and ask if I'd share, but he couldn't handle the smell of Hot Damn, let alone get up the guts to try it. :)
5. How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?
I don't get drunk.
6. What is the last alcoholic drink you had?
Smirnoff Ice Triple Black, Smirnoff Ice Green Apple, Smirnoff Ice Watermelon, Smirnoff Ice Raspberry, and Hot Damn (Yes, in the same night, and yes, I drove home afterwards.)
7. Have you ever gone to school/work drunk?
Um, no, I don't think so. Maybe when I was at Gallaudet, I think I showed up for my 9 am Philsophy class slightly tipsy ... I've come back from lunch break at Claxton Poultry with a couple Smirnoff Ice Triple Blacks in me that I drank on lunch break ... Drank a few little bottles of vodka in the Pricing room. :)
8. Do you get hangovers?
Nope. Lucky me.
9. When did you start drinking?
When I was like 2-5 .. wine out of everyone's glasses, but unsupervised when I was 18 at Gallaudet.
10. Have you ever thrown up on someone because you were so drunk?
Um, no.
11. What is the craziest thing you have ever done while drunk?
Besides sleeping with someone that I didn't really think much of? (Hey, it only happened ONCE!)
Hmmm ... I keep my head, so nothing, really, except laugh my ass off at my 6-foot-tall 350+ pound friend who drank less than I did, but couldn't walk straight. I wasn't laughing when I picked his big ass up off the ground, though. He passed out and it took me and 2 campus security guards to get him to my dorm room, since it was on the first floor. We weren't about to try to take him to his room on the second floor ... he was too damned big!! He passed out in my bed, and I ended up sleeping on the floor that night ...
12. Have you ever been so drunk that you dont remember what happened?
Nope.
13. What is the worst shot?
Um, I don't like beer, and I'm not too hot about rum ...
14. Do you drink during the week?
No.
15. Has someone asked you to stop drinking?
No. They usually try to get me to drink more.
16. What is your favorite drink?
Hot Damn that's been in the fridge ot get good and cold
17. When is the last time you were drunk?
When I was 19?
18. Have you ever been in a fight when you were drinking?
No, I pull people OUT of fights when we've been drinking.
19. Does your family drink?
Some of them are alcoholics. I know better.
20. What is your favorite drinking game?
Don't have one, but I like to see people try to handle what I can.
21. If you could have only one alcoholic drink for the rest of your life what would it be?
I'll pass, since I'm not a drunk, but thanks anyway.
22. Have you ever had a drink named after you?
Um, no.
23. What is your favorite day of the year for drinking?
You have to have one?!?!?
24. What is the earliest time that you've started drinking?
Noon?
25. What is the longest stretch of time that you've drank?
Dunno ....
26. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
No ... If I get tired, I leave and go to bed. That's not passing out, is it?
27. Ever have to go to the hospital because of something alcohol related?
Um, no. Had enough patients with DTs to REALLY turn me off of drinking.
28. Are you an alcoholic?
No
29. What are your parent's drinks of choice?
I have no idea what my father drinks, and my mother doesn't drink, either, but she'll take a cold Bud or Bud Light if it's offered and she's in the mood. I assume my father's the same.
30. Ever done a keg stand?
No
31. What is your favorite alcohol related beer commercial?
I'd like to be in the Corona commercials, minus the Corona
32. What's your favorite karaoke song?
Um, whatever I feel like singing?
33. Do you have a favorite bar?
Don't go to 'em.
34. Have you ever woken up in a strange place after a night of drinking?
No, I'm much smarter than that.
35. What types of alcohol have a bad effect on you?
Bad effect?!?!?!
36. What is your favorite hangover cure?
Drink enough non-alcoholic drinks before you go to bed, and you won't have one to begin with. DUH! Hangovers are severe dehydration.
37. What is your favorite drunk food?
Um, I dunno. What do people eat when they're drinking?
