CHECK OUT THE HOTNESS
Joe Perry took me Birthday shopping at Lord & Taylor's last night. Bought me one of those pretty sun dresses that flip out at the knees when you walk and makes your butt look real hot and shapely. We had a few drinks at some bar filled with lots of famous people that I haven't heard of and he asked me back to his place.
And then I woke up.
Damn.
Curses.