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The events of this morning, typed out quickly. Pardon my horrible writing: I was in the shower, just about to rinse the shampoo out of my hair when motion to my right caught my eye. I turned to see a ferocious looking hairy spider hanging from the top of the window peeping at me. A peeping spider! With its legs this thing was about the size of my palm. I continued, nervously, to rinse my hair while making sure to periodically check on the little pervert. It slowly came down the window as I was finishing rinsing my hair, now within 2 feet of me. I expected it to go the other way because of the “rain” it was heading into, but it continued to inch closer and closer. Now slightly creeped out, and somewhat embarrassed because it was staring at me naked. I decided to go ahead and scrub the rest of me. As I began to soap up it actually made a quick move toward me! But the crazed pervy arachnid made one critical error. The shower spray caught it and washed it into the tub, 8 furry legs of fury then trying desperately to escape this 3 inch deep man made lake. I continued to scrub while keeping a constant eye on my adversary, but revised my plan when it began to get closer. So there I am, quickly trying to scrub the key areas while thinking of George Carlin’s bit about the areas that MUST be cleaned daily (armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth). As I began the embarrassing process of making sure my mooning instrument was properly sanitary, an evil mixture of current and eight legs, like a row boating team, came right for me. With the terrifying thought of a pissed off perverted spider climbing up my leg, I quickly retreated out of the tub. Standing there outside the tub, cold, wet, and dripping soap I rejoiced in my triumphant escape. Despite the puddle I created on the floor. I soon stepped back in the tub at the other end to rid myself of all that soap, feeling sad for my former enemy as it was stuck, legs spread, on the drain underwater. Since it was a sexual offender spider I decided to give it one last thrill, as I turned my back to it and bent over to rinse the soap from my bum. :P

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash. The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit. Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

FOR RELEASE: 2008-10-13 Chevrolet Announces Pricing for the 2010 Camaro Lineup Includes Fun and Efficient V-6 models rated at 27 mpg and High-Performance Camaro SS DETROIT – Chevrolet today announced pricing for the all-new, 2010 Camaro. It starts at $22,995 MSRP for the V-6-powered LS model, and $30,995 for the V-8-powered Camaro SS (all prices include $750 destination charge). Customer ordering opened on Oct. 13, with production scheduled to start in first quarter of 2009. “The wait is almost over,” said Ed Peper, GM North America vice president, Chevrolet. “The return of the Camaro gives sports car enthusiasts a reason to rejoice. It’s a 21 st century sports car with a distinctly American legacy. More than 600,000 enthusiasts have requested information on the Camaro since its production was announced. Chevrolet is reaching out to give them the opportunity to be the first to order one. The Chevy.com/Camaro Web site carries information regarding early ordering, along with vehicle packaging information, a specification sheet and anticipated frequently asked questions about the ordering process. Production is scheduled to begin in mid-February at GM’s Oshawa, Ontario production facility, with dealership deliveries shortly thereafter. Complementing the Camaro’s introduction is a range of performance, appearance and convenience accessories – including 21-inch wheels and tires; ground effects and stripe kits; and even a classic-styled Hurst shifter – that customers can order and have installed at their dealership. In some cases, the cost of the accessories and their installation can be rolled into the monthly payments. “My Own Worst Enemy” Enthusiasts will see the new Camaro this fall as part of NBC’s new drama, “My Own Worst Enemy.” It stars Christian Slater as a man with two personalities – a suburban dad and covert spy – with the Camaro featured prominently, along with the new Chevy Traverse crossover. The show premiers Oct. 13, the same day ordering opens for the Camaro. Camaro’s supporting role on “My Own Worst Enemy” follows its big-screen debut as the Autobot named Bumblebee in the blockbuster 2007 movie, “Transformers.” World-class performance, American heritage Built on GM’s new, global rear-wheel-drive architecture, the Camaro is offered in V-6-powered LS and LT models, as well as the V-8-powered SS. All models and powertrain combinations are matched with fuel-saving six-speed transmissions. Advanced technologies, including engines with direct injection and Active Fuel Management, enable a satisfying balance of exhilarating performance and good fuel economy. Camaro product highlights also include: Sleek styling with heritage cues and 10 available exterior colors Four-wheel independent suspension system, including a 4.5-link rear suspension Four-wheel disc brake systems standard on all models, including four-piston Brembo calipers on SS models StabiliTrak stability control system and traction control standard on all models Family of 18-, 19- and 20-inch wheels Six standard air bags, including head curtain side-impact air bags and front seat-mounted thorax side air bags RS appearance package available on LT and SS, including HID headlamps with integrated halo rings, spoiler, specific taillamps and 20-inch wheels Bluetooth phone connectivity USB connectivity Remote vehicle starting system OnStar XM Satellite Radio Under the hood, Camaro LS and LT use a 3.6L engine with variable valve timing to optimize performance and fuel economy. It is rated at an estimated 300 horsepower (224 kW) and 273 lb.-ft. of torque (370 Nm). A six-speed manual transmission is standard with the 3.6L engine; a Hydra-Matic 6L50 electronically controlled six-speed automatic, with TAPshift control, is available. LS and LT models are estimated at 27 mpg in highway driving, for great fuel economy to complement their fun driving experience. The high-performance Camaro SS is equipped with a powerful 6.2L V-8, with a choice of a six-speed manual or six-speed automatic transmission. Manual transmission-equipped models receive the LS3 engine, estimated at 422 horsepower (315 kW) and 408 lb.-ft. of torque (553 Nm). It is paired with a TR6060 six-speed transmission. A new, L99 V-8 engine is used on automatic transmission-equipped SS models. It is based on the LS3, but also includes GM’s fuel-saving Active Fuel Management feature. It is estimated at 400 horsepower (299 kW) and 395 lb.-ft. of torque (535 Nm). It is matched with a Hydra-Matic 6L80 six-speed transmission that helps delivers an estimated 23 mpg on the highway. Chevrolet is one of America’s best-known and best-selling automotive brands. With the largest dealer network in the United States, Chevy is the leader in full-size trucks and the leader in sales of vehicles priced $35,000 and above. Chevrolet delivers more-than-expected value in every vehicle category, offering cars and trucks priced from $12,120 to $103,300. Chevy delivers expressive design, spirited performance and great value with standard features usually found only on more expensive vehicles. More information on Chevrolet can be found at www.chevrolet.com. # # # SOURCE: http://media.gm.com/servlet/GatewayServlet?target=http://image.emerald.gm.com/gmnews/viewmonthlyreleasedetail.do?domain=74&docid=49453

Amp Energy Drink organized a sign up in which the first 70,000 fans to sign up would have their name on Dale Earnhardt Jr's race car for the race at Talladega this weekend. I was one of the first 70,000 so my name is on the roof......and I wonder if my bad luck is with him. In the first practice today the car suffered engine failure. The team changed engines and got back out for second practice, and this happened:

Plenty of pictures this weekend from a big car show at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. GM is letting folks get an up close look at the Camaro SS, and here's some of the pictures to come out so far.

Pricing has still not been finalized, but you should be able to get your hands on a V8 SS for around $30k, with V6 Camaros starting around $24k.

GM has scheduled a media event for Monday afternoon to release Camaro details and show off the production car, but many of the photos and details were leaked today. Two of the engines have been confirmed. The V6 model will have the LLT 3.6L DI V6 from the Cadillac CTS pushing 296 horsepower. The 6.2 liter V8 SS model will be 416 horsepower. Both engines will feature cylinder deactivation when paired with automatic transmissions for increased fuel economy. Weight distribution is stated to be 52/48. Base weight given is a little over 3700lbs. It will have 4 wheel independent suspension stability control. Also giving quite a distinctive look is the blue LED instrument lighting.

One of GM's websites today turned out our first look at the production 2010 Camaro Convertible. It also may be the first look at the production headlights and grill, instead of the temporary dual units seen on preproduction cars. From the GM blog: By Ed Peper North America Vice President, Chevrolet A few months ago, we showed you some official “spy shots” of the pre-production version of the new Camaro coupe. To say the least, response to that post was overwhelmingly enthusiastic – something that was extremely gratifying to all of us here at Chevrolet, who have been hard at work testing and retesting the Camaro development models. As a reward for your interest – and your patience – here’s a sneak peak of the convertible version of the Camaro, which is also undergoing a similar evaluation as we ready it for full production later next year. (Preproduction models shown. Actual production models may vary.)