Dr. Sey Whut is one of my shrinks. Yes, he has his hands full. Dr. Whut is of no relations to Dr. Who. Just want to clarify that. Dr. Whut engages me in many different conversations. He is a nosey feller. But I think most shrinks have to be nosey in their profession. They want to find the root of the problem. I don't have a problem... Often.
In a recent conversation, Dr. Whut asked me about my five ex-wives. I thought he was wanting to date them. He assured me he was not interested in dating my ex-wives. Good! I is still a jealous man. Dr. Whut wants to know the reason my wives divorced me.
The answer is simple... Who wants to live with a nut twenty four hours a day..?
Actually, I blame the failed relationships on me talking in my sleep. Dr. Whut explained it is not uncommon fer folks to talk in their sleep. Why did my wives take exception with my sleep talking..?
I dunno exactly... I reckon it could be I was talking about all my girlfriends in my sleep and my wives didn't like it.
Dr. Whut checked his watch, closed his book, got some medication fer his sudden headache and tole me to go home. That was the end of that discussion.
Now, how is Dr. Whut gonna cure me if he only spends five minutes talking to me?
