Im a huge anime/gamer nerd. I am semi mental and enjoy mind fucking some poor unsuspected person with my witty comebacks. If you cant laugh then go away. I have a cat that enjoys licking windows and another that is scared of windows. If thats not fucked up then I guess I raised them wrong. I punch babies on weekends and make out with the elderly in walmart. Hey door greeters need lovin too, no? Im straped with a plastic spork at all times just in case I need to protect myself from ninjas that hide in trees.