FROM MY FRIEND MRS. MCCUNTERSON!
(she freakin rocks like no other!)
Heres my top ten list of things that should not be photographed...feel free to pass it around, maybe these fuckers will get the hint...
1-If your vagina has a 3 inch piece of skin that looks like chewed hamburger hanging off of it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
2-If you cant see your clit because of all the excess skin around it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
3-If your twat hole is as big as your mouth when you open it, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
4-Guys: If you see a vagina and it looks like you will need a hard hat and flashlight to dig your way out of it once your in, DONT STICK YOUR PENIS IN IT, you may never get out alive!
5-If your dick is 4 inches long when its hard, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
6-Flacid cocks are NOT sexy, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
7-If you have so much hair on your genitals that it looks like you need a weed whacker to get through the bush, DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT
8-If you have nipples that look like they are retarded(i.e they point in opposite directions) DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF THEM
9- If your gut hangs out farther than your tits or you can see your dick because of your belly DONT TAKE PICTURES
10-If your tits hang down to your knees, DONT TAKE PICTURES OF THEM
