A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
> morning.
> Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is
> hurt.
>
> God works in Mysterious ways.
>
> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
> "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
> cars, there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt.
> This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
> together in peace for the rest of our days."
>
> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this
> must be a sign from God!"
>
> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
> Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
>
> Then she hands the bottle to the man.
>
> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and
> then hands it back to the woman.
>
> The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
> it back to the man.
>
> The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>
> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
>
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY:
> Women are clever.
> Don't mess with them.
