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Strawberrykiss's blog: "New Stuff"

created on 02/01/2007  |  http://fubar.com/new-stuff/b50745

Don't GO There!

Dont Go There! While plenty of dudes love when a woman comes up to them first, stop yourself from making these overtures: 1. Slip him a note that says: "Hey you. I'm available. Meet me in the last ladies' room stall." 2. Go over to a good-looking guy, lift up your shirt to show your entire stomach, and say " I've shown you mine now you show me yours." 3. Tell him you haven't had sex in two years, and ask if he would be willing to do the honors. 4. Throw a large glass of ice-cold water on him, and tell him you did it' cause he's so hot. Done this and we had a blast 5. Ask where he got his jeans, and then quickly say "Oh, why don't I just check the tag?" before sticking your hand in his pants. 6. Stick your foot out when he walks by, and trip him to get his attention. I done this because I was tired of not knowing if he knew I was a live and after this we started talking and to find out he had wanted to talk to me for sometimes, but was shy about it so when I did this and said are you in a hurry he said no both with this look on our face. I just knew from that moment we hit if off we did for 4 years. We love each other to this day just our life went different ways.
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