WARNING: RANT
Whilst browsing profiles, I came across one (which will remain nameless) with the following info. I weep for a society that can produce such a person:
"i love to multi-task (example my drive to work consists of chain smoking, putting on my make up, steering the car, and shifting at the same time)"
[You're a danger to yourself and everyone around you; that's not something to be proud of.]
"i love to do the driving (on dates or whatever) cause i cant stand it if the person im with is a slow ass"
[see above comment]
"i hate to shop. 10 minutes at 1 store and 1 hour total at the mall is just about the most I can handle....keep me there longer and the beast in me will come out"
[You hate to shop, but can spend an hour in a mall, going to 6+ different stores? A person can live a full, happy life and spend 0 hours in a mall.]
"i dont like purses therefore i dont have one...i either use backpacks or if im out and about i stuff some cash and my ID into my cigarette pack, which goes into my bra...lol"
[I just use pockets.]
"yes i smoke and if that makes me a bad person then so be it. I need a good reason to quit and you wanting me to definitely aint it...."
[Lung cancer? Birth defects if you're ever pregnant, got forbid?]
"i am not a prude...but very far from a whore...i may act like one but it doesnt mean i am one. Please get to know me before you judge me."
[You may act like a whore, but you aren't one? What else does it take, a diploma from Whore University?]
"i will do onto you, as you do onto me..maybe even worse..."
["Unto". What's the point of elaborate, archaic language if you can't use it correctly?]
"yes even tho i have a half naked pic up i still have morals...so if you think otherwise then you can just STFU..and GTFO..."
[You act like a whore, abbreviate your swearing in an attempt to conceal it, risk yours and other peoples' lives whenever you drive... but you have morals. Gotcha.]
The other stuff is just annoying, but I hope she gets caught and arrested for wreckless driving. Do whatever you want with your life, just don't threaten mine.
