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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
Man calls 911 because SUBWAY shop did not prepare his sandwich to his likings…Do you have any idea how hard it is to write about people who stupefy their own existence? I mean come on at least call the governor or a press secretary or something calling 911 for no good reason only will tick off the 911 staff and the answering offices, oh and this man did to the tune of being thrown in jail. Apparently Subway did not make the sandwich the way the man wanted twice…so he felt compelled to report them to authorities however, the man raised so much cane about the whole issue he landed in jail. By standers heard the man tell officers to throw away his sandwiches he didn’t want them… You know I could see calling the better business bureau on them if the dude found bugs in his sandwich but to not make it the way he wanted it…get over it! I can’t tell you the number of times sandwiches, hamburgers, fast food of all sorts did not set well with me and I did not call anyone I just told someone about it to warn them not to eat there. Oh here is a thought talking about bugs…why is it or where do they come from is more the question. You ever seen a tomato bug away from tomato plants or tomatoes themselves? Me neither! How about this, when you leave fruit on the counter and it over ripens what appears… these gnats, titzy flies what ever they are, why do they all of a sudden appear? I mean do we each have a titzy fly awaiting ripened fruit just lurking in the shadows? That is freaky to say the least. How about this, ever spill sugar on the counter and not get it all up? Mandy, the youngest will make this cinnamon and sugar concoction for her toast at times and lord knows she means well, but she always spills sugar…well it will draw ants… I mean its not like we live in a tent either…those blasted ants just march on up and counter themselves into sugar heaven. Is there such a thing as a titzy fly? Oh well perhaps I misspelled it, not like that is a first for me. I may want to call 911 on myself due to I did not prepare this blog correctly…just kidding. Have a fabulous day in what ever you have planned and I hope those plans do not included bugs! A huge hug and a pat or two Mart
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