A mathematician named halls
Had some extremely small balls,
And the square of their weight,
Plus his penis, times eight,
Was two-thirds of four-fifths of fuck-all!
The mathamatician Van Blecks
devised an equation for sex,
he proved a good fuck
Isn't patience or luck,
But a function of Y over X.
A mathamatician called Glum,
devised an ingenious sum,
ten jerks of his cock,
and two women to fuck,
equals one point two ounces of cum
