I wish to share with everyone something that took place in a small school unknown in the South somewhere.
Do not read if you are squeamish!!!
There was a Teacher doing a study testing the senses of young children which involved the so called “taste test” of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
It was reported that the children began to say: Red for a Cherry life saver, Yellow life saver was Lemon, Green life saver Lime and Orange life saver Orange
Finally the Teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. (Hold on to your tummy)
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the Teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your, father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh, my God, they’re ass holes!
Heheheheheehehe gotcha!