IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR
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> IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 3 YEARS IN PRISON AND DEPORTED
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> IF YOU CROSS THE FRENCH BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 5 YEARS IN PRISON AND DEPORTED
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> IF YOU CROSS THE MEXICAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BEATEN AND JAILED.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
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> A JOB,
> DRIVERS LICENSE,
> SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> WELFARE,
> FOOD STAMPS,
> CREDIT CARDS,
> SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> FREE EDUCATION,
> FREE HEALTH CARE,
> A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
> BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
> THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
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> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION … AND WE WONDER WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT US .