HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
> OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
> WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
>
> MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE
> WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
> DENTIST I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS
> FULL NAME.
>
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
> BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL
> CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
>
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,
> WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY
>
> DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
>
> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
> FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER
> HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
> MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>
> "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
>
> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
>
> HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
>
> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
> THEN, THAT UGLY,
> OLD,
> BALD,
> WRINKLED,
> FAT ASS,
> GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???"
LMAO!!!
