> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
> attractive woman waving at him.
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> She says hello.
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> He's rather taken aback, because he can't place
> where he knows her from.
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> So he says, "Do you know me?"
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> To which she replies, "I think you're the father of
> one of my kids."
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> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has
> ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My
> God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
> that
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> I made love to on the pool table with all my
> buddies watching while your
>
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> partner whipped my bare ass with wet celery???"
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> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm
> your son's 2nd Grade teacher."
