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"Love"

Please don't stop by my page, rate a handful of pictures, and then leave me a user comment asking me to "return the love." Three comments on this rule: First: It isn't "Love." What you are referring to are points. Let's be honest. Let's not euphemize and pretend that clicking a mouse on the screen in a repetitive fashion can constitute "Love." If you think it does, it may explain why you are single and/or miserable. Second: If we're going to stick with the loose definition of love that prevails around here, then I think it is fair to say that I already showed you some "love." I posted nude and near-nude photos of myself. If you don't want to look at the pictures, don't. I never asked you to. I never came to your page, begging for tens. I just posted the pictures for your (and my) enjoyment, hoping that some literate soul might stumble across them and we could share some witty banter. ("Your Hotttt" does not qualify.) Third: If you want me to stop by your page (and yes, I do go to some pages and share "love"), then you need to have either good photos of yourself or a hilarious and/or clever username. I will not rate photos or leave comments just for the sake of doing so. I enjoy good photography (you snapping a shot of yourself in the bathroom mirror will not suffice), and--if this wasn't already painfully clear--I like smart, witty people. If you are good with neither a camera nor words, please don't expect much of my "Love."

Contest

Let me guess: You're in a contest. I don't care.

Shoutbox

I broke my shoutbox. And if you message me constantly to ask me about it, I will break yours too.

Words

Homophones: They're not that difficult. Figure it out.

Yahoos

Yes, I have Yahoo. No, I don't want to chat with you. Let me clarify: I only chat with a handful of people, and they are all smart, articulate, clever, and funny. If you write to me and say, "fuk your hot u have yahoo u shud chat me sumtime," I will either 1) ignore you, as I am busy or 2) berate you publicly. You better hope I'm busy.

Private Photos, part II

Does no one understand that the title of my family-only folder--"incest is best"--is a joke? That it refers to the fucked up nature of this site in that one's most revealing photos are available only to "family"? Here's the latest offender of my aforementioned policy regarding the family-only pictures. The_killer_kitty_cat
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@ CherryTAP He sent me a friend request (yes! he wasn't even part of my loosely defined set of "friends"!) asking, "hi can i be on ur family so i can see the incest pics pls." A few things. One, no, kitten killer, you can't be ON my family. Two, they're NOT INCEST PICTURES. And finally, who ASKS to be made family? Ugh.

Private Photos

I have three folders of private photos. Two are for friends to view. One is for family only. The family-only pictures are for my family only because I don't want the rest of you to see them. If I wanted you to see them, I would have put them in the other folders. I thought this was self-apparent. If you ask to be made family so you can see my private photos, I will remove you from my friends list. If you ask to see my private photos and make some sick comment like "incest? intrigued!" you will be blocked. Don't believe me? Just ask this guy: KC Guy
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