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56 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Bobbi Doll · Joined on January 6, 2007 · Born on August 20th · 5 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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56 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Bobbi Doll · Joined on January 6, 2007 · Born on August 20th · 5 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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The saviour of boredom.

Since everyone probably thinks of Scots as either being Shrek, groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons, or Scotty from Star Trek, then I suppose I'm closest to being Shrek (I am 6'2" tall, and not skinny!), and can look a bit green after a good night out.

I sometimes hit it off with people quickly, sometimes it may take a while. I probably won't like a lot of people, a lot of people may not particularly like me, but if I'm a friend, I'm a genuine one, which I think means more. Quality over quantity every time.

I love piercings, actually am absolutely fascinated by them, especially a pierced tongue and/or bottom lip - there are others i like too, but we can discuss them later. Ladies, please let me be the judge of whether you're hot or not. The more unconventional the better sometimes. I think my ideal famous woman is Fairuza Balk (look it up!)

Remember, Satan's a very busy man, so am I, but you're more likely to get a reply from me.

I also like to hear from anyone who's a geniune music fan - I love a broad range of stuff, it just can't be boring - after all, when I dj, and in life, I am........the saviour of boredom.

56 Year Old · Male · Invited by: Bobbi Doll · Joined on January 6, 2007 · Born on August 20th · 5 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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Thought I'd better write something on here.

The positive - although I can be quite difficult to get to know, if we do become friends then it's for good. I am mainly interested in people who have something interesting about them, as I've said, love piercings and tatts - don't judge me until you've got to know me though, as I've been told I'm just a big softy when you do make the effort. My favourite colours are black and red, so the default setting is great on this site!

Right, now the negative - I DON'T want to know you if any of the following applies:-

1) You can't understand why members of the opposite sex don't like it when all you've done is turn up at their house unnanounced, went through their trash-can, for, well, whatever reason your f**ked up head thinks, or call/text/email them at every given moment.

2) You have any convictions for stalking, even though all you were doing was trying to convince someone that they love you.

3) You think that the last Coldplay album was the musical highlight of your life, and you're having sleepless nights lying awake with anticipation for the next work of genius they put out.

4) If you think that everyone should conform to 'normality', that piercings, tattoos and other forms of body modification are horrible.

5) I have 2 jobs, and sometimes I can go weeks if not months (especially if the dj-ing gets a busy turn) so sometimes I may not be able to spend too much time on here chatting - this does NOT mean I don't have time for you, or that I'm not thinking of you, or that I'm not there for you if you really need me.

6) If you think that meeting on here will lead to us running away together. The likelyhood is that we will probably never meet face to face, but that doesn't stop us being the best of friends on here.

7) If you think that Scotland is a part of England. Go and get a brief History and Geography lesson first, and although it's historically a wee bit inaccurate, watch Braveheart. Anyone English please don't take offence - we just like to be recognised for who we are.

8) If you either dress, like certain music, or behave a particular way towards others, just to fit in and not be labelled different.

My MSN for messenger and emails is djivan@hotmail.co.uk - but please no mentals. Similarly my Yahoo is the_saviour_of_boredom@yahoo.co.uk - also now have aim - saviourofboredom


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If you're interested in getting a download of my mix cd then send me a private message and I'll sort something out for you (it's free to my Fubar friends - how good value is that then?!).
Bastard no 1.mp3

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Too many to mention here!!!
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All Guitar Hero games!! Most driving/racing games.

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  • dj Ivan i might not be on here as often as i'd like to these days, but my friends here kick ass!
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