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A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would
like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the
world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to
poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he
exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill
your husband. That's against the Law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All Kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady
reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the
picture and replied, 'Well now, that's Different. You didn't tell
me you had a prescription.'
