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SassyMysticDawn's blog: "best friends"

created on 02/10/2007  |  http://fubar.com/best-friends/b54013
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, accompanied by a bevy of bunnies, visited Walt Disney World recently. The 78-year-old Hefner and his entourage -- in Florida for Playboy's famed Super Bowl party the night before Sunday's game --- said he and Disney have a lot in common. We're out to prove that their playgrounds have a lot in common as well. The Top 17 Things in Common Between Disney World and the Playboy Mansion 17> Man-made Magic Mountains that seem almost real. 16> To avoid turning off guests, both have strict rules forbidding facial hair. 15> Corey Feldman stopped getting special treatment at both places years ago. 14> Everywhere you look: boobs. 13> "Who's your daddy?" constantly heard -- in the grotto and at the lost-child booth. 12> You must be taller than Verne Troyer to get on the hottest rides. 11> Most guys leave Fantasyland disappointed after their two-minute ride. 10> Medical attention required after doing too many lines. 9> Disney World: Features the timeless tale of a beautiful woman living with seven tiny old men. Playboy Mansion: Features the slightly disturbing tale of a tiny old man living with seven beautiful women. 8> Some of the more colorful characters never wear pants. 7> At either venue, a creepy corpse-like figure may appear behind you in the Mansion. 6> Both are chock full of employees who answer to "Hey, Dumbo!" 5> The price of admission to either one? Your soul. 4> If you ride the attractions, chances are you'll bring home a souvenir. 3> Janitorial crews ready to spring into action should fluid spill on the ground. 2> Many a child has grabbed Mickey's ears. Many a former child star has grabbed Miss September's ears. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing in Common Between Disney World and the Playboy Mansion... 1> Those giants cups can make you dizzy! -- Copyright 2005 by Chris White. Please do not forward, publish, broadcast or use in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" - it's the right thing to do.
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