Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, accompanied by a bevy of bunnies, visited Walt Disney World recently. The 78-year-old Hefner and his entourage -- in Florida for Playboy's famed Super Bowl party the night before Sunday's game --- said he and Disney have a lot in common. We're out to prove that their playgrounds have a lot in common as well.
The Top 17 Things in Common Between Disney World and the Playboy Mansion
17> Man-made Magic Mountains that seem almost real.
16> To avoid turning off guests, both have strict rules forbidding facial hair.
15> Corey Feldman stopped getting special treatment at both places years ago.
14> Everywhere you look: boobs.
13> "Who's your daddy?" constantly heard -- in the grotto and at the lost-child booth.
12> You must be taller than Verne Troyer to get on the hottest rides.
11> Most guys leave Fantasyland disappointed after their two-minute ride.
10> Medical attention required after doing too many lines.
9> Disney World: Features the timeless tale of a beautiful woman living with seven tiny old men. Playboy Mansion: Features the slightly disturbing tale of a tiny old man living with seven beautiful women.
8> Some of the more colorful characters never wear pants.
7> At either venue, a creepy corpse-like figure may appear behind you in the Mansion.
6> Both are chock full of employees who answer to "Hey, Dumbo!"
5> The price of admission to either one? Your soul.
4> If you ride the attractions, chances are you'll bring home a souvenir.
3> Janitorial crews ready to spring into action should fluid spill on the ground.
2> Many a child has grabbed Mickey's ears. Many a former child star has grabbed Miss September's ears.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing in Common Between Disney World and the Playboy Mansion...
1> Those giants cups can make you dizzy!
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