Even if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself.
Breathing is kinda nice, too.
I used to be homeless and hungry. If you love me, click this and feed someone like me.
Half the men on here are out for the nude women. If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die.
You were a child once...
If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone else get addicted to fubar, teach them to read.
Please repost this, and click them daily. If you're wasting your time whoring out some fubar radio station, earning make believe points for contests, or asking people to rate you and sh*t, then you can waste a minute and a half to click these links and do some fawking good.
And if you don't think this is worthwhile...you've got a blacker soul than I do, and not in the awesome metal way.
-Black Metal Ben.