Topic : DIP/SNIFF or GRAB/HOLD TEST
Let me start off by saying:
If you don't like my columns, don't read the shyt.!
No one is forcing you to..!
Ok. alot of people have been asking me,
"How the hell to I come up with this stuff..?" haha
Usually, I'll just come up with a topic,
or someone will send me a question or a topic to write about..
So, I do.. Once I start writing, my brain just gets overflowed
with comments, stories I've heard, info, music lyrics..etc..etc
Add the fact that I'm a crazy mofo... and BAMMMMMM...
That's how these topics/columns/blogs come about. HOLLA... haha
Ok. this was the very first Dr.Romello topic I ever wrote..
My cousin called me and was telling me about how she messed with
a short d*ck guy...
and I asked her, if she did the Grab and Hold test..???
She said, what the hell is that.???
So, I wrote it up, and sent it to her..
She laughed her ass off, and sent it to her friends...
and BAMMMMMMMM, that's how everything got started.. :-)
Now I'm PUBLISHED.. haahaha (ok, maybe not, but I should be..!)
OK ladies....
Your always complaining that you ended messin with a dude that has a lil d*ck..
Well Dr.Romello has come up with a new concept.. haha
(Dr.Romello.. i like that..hahaha)
us guys, use the dip & sniff test, to see if the kitty (meoow) is edible...
and girls use the grab & hold method..
FELLAS - Dip & Sniff. haha
guys that do not know what I`m talking about, here`s what you do..
(1) - while you are kissing a female (this only works on females..hahaa),
take either your left of right hand,
slide it down her pants, and under her panties
(hopefully there thongs, or butttt nekkkkkkid),
(2) - then massage the clit & kitty lips until they are moist,
then insert your finger (index or middle),
and slide it in & out a couple of times, until the kitty gets wet.
(3) - then pull out your hand (while your still kissing),
and slowly raise it up to ur nose, smell it..
If you can smell it before it gets to ur nose
(she has failed the test, and you will only be f*kin..hahaha),
but if there is not smell or a good smell,
then you will definately have to lick it, before you stick it..
you have to get it dripping wet before you stick it.. hahahaahaha
I'm buggin...
LADIES - the GRAB & HOLD test
(1) - while you are kissing, use either hand and slide it down to the guys pants
(do not stick it in his pants just YET),
then rub his penis (have to use correct terms.. haha)
you should feel a bugle start to grow
(if this does not happen WALK AWAY, cuz he can't get it up..haha),
(2) - continue to rub for another minute or so... then grab ahold of the penis..
(still on the outside of his pants)
(3) - if you can palm the penis with 2 - 3 fingers (WALK AWAY) he`s too small.
If you need to use your entire hand and there still some left over
(smile, most likely you in luck, he`s not a short d*ck man)
(4) - if your still around, slide either hand down his pants and under his underwear
(hopefully he`s wearing boxers or boxer/briefs, if not, he`s soooo not gellin.. hahahaa)
(5) - grab his penis.. if it`s really his (and not a sock,sauage..etc)
smile, your ready to give him some head.. hahahahaa
If you use my test (fellas or ladies) 90% of the b.s. is over...!
so, like Marvin Gaye said. Let's get it ONN, Ooo baby, let's get it on. hahahahaa
this is an original writing by Dr.Romello, so no copywriting biaaaaaatches..!
hahaa I`m buggin..
I'll be in BRAZIL next week, so you everyone have a good week..
I know I will be checkin out the sites and eye candy on the beach.. :-)
Catch you on the flip side.. peace... Dr.Romello
I'm certified biaaaaaatches... hahaha
