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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
Good Morning. I have a short story today that I actually got a kick out of and should not have laughed due to the nature of the crime. Kid Knapping is a serious deal. But this guy has to be the dumbest guy south of Homer J Simpson. Here is the story: Donald Turk, 48, and two associates were charged in Lake Elsinore, Calif., in September with kidnapping Turk's girlfriend, whom Turk was trying to push out of his life because she annoyed him. His plan, allegedly, was to take her to Mexico, drop her off, and hope that she would not return home. However, she was back several hours later, demanding that Turk pay off the cab driver who had driven her from the border. Arrested with Turk was a 47-year-old pal nicknamed "No Nose" because he has a hole in the middle of his face as the result of a gunshot. Said police Det. Joe Greco, "(This case) is like something out of a Quentin Tarantino movie." [Press-Enterprise (Riverside, Calif.), 9-18-07] Did the EX Boyfriend think he was dropping off an unwanted cat at a farm house two counties away or what? I can just see the Mexican people who see this guy speed off saying: “ Looks like we get another American Stray again”.. I say that because people are always dropping off cats and speeding off. I so want to some time grab up the feline and take off after them in the Durango and just as they pull back into their drive and get out of their car… give them a second to make it just to their door step and dump the cat back off so they see me do it…LOL That would be too funny…Ok kid knapping an unwanted girlfriend is just too weird and then trying to drop her off in Mexico with the impression she would not make it back…what a dumbass. Oh well that’s it for this week in Marty has lost his mind writings. May the weekend find you happy and warm …oh today is our casino shuttle going to the 4 winds…and giving them back the money I won prior I am sure… You know some days you feel lucky and some you don’t… today is the unlucky felt variety. Have a safe weekend. A huge hug and many pats Mart
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