DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

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ahealer4u

Tempe, AZ

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
created @ 04/11/2008 07:48 am
mum expired. [FRIENDS]

40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking.....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional................. ..........Bitch.
Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

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