1. A man must have purpose.
2. All work and no play make Dick a dull boy.
3. Never take your female to a man's house with a bigger sack.
4. Be aware of people giving away trinkets.
5. No one is really your friend.
6. Lima Beans should be eradicated from this earth.
7. A Hammock can make a small man a God.
8. Mobility is inversly related to breast size.
9. Never show up eight hours late for a date crawlin through the window, she will have already put the lid on the hot tub and converted the relationship into a legal issue.
10. Enjoy the lies between the sheets, but don't expect the same laws to apply outside of them.
