Minnie the Moocha's blog: "Dick Champ."

Complains against men...

                      1. YOU DONT GET LAID BY BEGGING FOR IT

                      2. NO I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR PENIS ON CAM...oh its so big, are you happy now?(oh and stop video chatting me)

                      3. at least friggin attempt a converstation before you ask me how big my boobs are

                      4. stop fuckin trying to add me to your collection of females...i want a guy who is all about me

                      5. i dont share...ever...(i.e. no threesomes)

                      6. im a jealous person...(meaning i dont like it when my guy flirts with other girls internet or not)

                      7. call me when you say you are...if you cant do something so small how are you gonna do anything else? be   dependable

                      8. just because im with you/interested in you...doesnt mean you have me...so dont get too cocky

                      9. dont wreck a sweet cuddle moment by trying to have sex with me...if i wanted it ill initiate...im not shy at all

                      10. i like to talk on the phone...im not a good texter...im very flaky...and i dont talk a lot thru text. if you wanna know me you should like talking on the phone...

everything else:

im obsessed with the new mcdonalds oatmeal YUM

i dont eat seafood

coffee talk(CAWFEE TAWK) is the best and only date i can handle

i hate going to the movies cuz i cant sit still at all

i love horror movies but i cant watch them alone

i love people who can make me laugh

i love to drink and sing to the jukebox with all of the older crowd(they party the hardest)

i have the widest array of music ever...you cant win lol

im an artist in all aspects.

i play guitar/bass/drums...and i sing and write my own music

i love to act.

i love to quote movies(step brothers, pineapple express)

i have long dark hair

im part chinese

im from NEW JERSEY and everywhere else sucks

i dont give a shit about sports

i love jazz and blues clubs

i love pandas

i cry to sappy movies and music

i have a 2010 dodge avenger..its a sexy blue rawrrr

i love my music loud in the car and in my room

i will rock my fuck my pumps while i clean and vaccum...its like my way to feel hot even when i clean lol

i love big jewlery...not diamonds lol dont think that....im not high maintanance

when im mad or talking about a subject im passionate about i sound really ghetto

ive never left the U.S.

I drove to the Grand Canyon and only stayed an hour...

Im loud when im being goofy

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more to come soon...this keg is tapped