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so today i was walking my iguana. i came across this man at the library when he asked me why i was wearing tight pants. i gave him the look and i asked him"Wanna get it on?" he then tried to punch me and i ran but my iguana was in ther middle of a how you say poop session i let it go and ran as fast as i could. i then ran home ass fast as charlie ran when he found the golden ticket. i ran to my 72 year old mother to find her having sock intercourse with a 22 year ol. i dont even know what that is. Im Hungry. The end.
