What's the definition of an Asshole, you ask?
Just look under "Cat's Fiance" in the dictionary.
Better yet, I'll explain it right here and now.
An Asshole is someone who tells you they're going to work and then to a friend's house to pick up money and they'll be home at 12:30 AM. An Asshole is someone who you wait up for until 6:00 in the morning because they aren't answering your phone calls and you're worried. An Asshole is someone who comes home and tells you they fell asleep on their friend's couch, when they really went out to satisfy their fucked up infatuation with gambling all night. An Asshole is someone who yells at you for trying to make them see how idiotic they're being about their life; when you try to keep them from saying something so stupid that they'll probably never live it down; when you try to make them see how much they're emotional abuse hurts and they just shrug and say "sorry, i was tired" or "sorry, i was cranky" or just "sorry", and then does it again. An Asshole is someone who tells you that they're going to throw you into the wall when you try to wake them up at 1 in the afternoon after they've missed an entire day of class, because they were out till 6 in the morning fulfilling that great desire for their addiction. An Asshole is someone who looks at magazines and says "oh, she's hot" or "i'd do her" right in front of you just because they know you're bi. An Asshole is someone who takes $400 out of your account with your own debit card, which they stole from your wallet, to pay for (once again) the fucking gambling. An Asshole is someone whose life is all about money and sex; who doesn't want to lose you because they're afraid no one else will put up with their crap. An Asshole is someone who threatens to kill themselves every time you get upset and say you're leaving, just to keep you around to use you...
So what's an asshole going to do when one day you just can't take it anymore and you walk out?
