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Elf's blog: "Elf Blog"

created on 07/16/2010  |  http://fubar.com/elf-blog/b334414

Alright! Yeah! C-C-Come on!

Fuck Facebook
Fuck MySpace
Cut of their heads
And fuck them in the face!

Yahoo and Bebo
Total fucking disgrace!
I'd like to see their bowels
All over the place!

Death to all but fubar!

AOL and Friendster
They are fucking lame
Sucking each other off
In the closet, what a shame!

LiveJournal and MyLife
Ning and Twitter
These sound like splashes I make
Sitting on the shitter!

Vampire Freaks, They fucking suck
What about Yelp! Yall need fucking help!
Faceparty, Digg, Gaia Online
All day you east ass and listen to each other whine!

Death to all but fubar!

Stickam's where you go when you want so see some cock
StumpleUpon you trip into and swim through some snot
Netlog and MyChurch, CafeMom and BlackPlanet?
Are you nucking futs?
I'd rather be on LinkedIn than licking delicious' nuts!

Death to all but fubar!

I like BabyJesus, his website is really pretty
If you don't join fubar, he will shoot a sweet little kitty
WoW is for pussies, Masquerade is kinda stuffy
Come to fubar or we're gonna execute Fluffy!

Death to all but fubar!

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