Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program
began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of space and
valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed
itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other
system activity. Applications
such as Poker Night 10.3,Football
5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 ,
and golfing 3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 7.0 ,but the
uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that
men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return
to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible
to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend
7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to not allow this. Look in your
Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony/Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife
1.0 and work on improving
the situation. I suggest installing
the background application
"Yes Dear" to alleviate
software augmentation.
The best course of action is
to enter the command
C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately
you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the
system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program,
but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes
with several support programs,
such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 ,
Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how
you use these programs. Improper
use will cause the system to
launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 .
Once this happens, the only way
to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software.
I recommend Flowers 2.1
and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT,
under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3 . This application
is not supported byWife 1.0
and will cause irreversible
damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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