Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has
recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting chargesof sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who
lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working
girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports BarackObama for President? Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
