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Edit: Just moved to Austin, and despite my below section would be nice to meet some people to chill with. You know that group of people you can do anything or nothing and it's still halfway entertaining.


Disclaimer: I dont care about getting a 10 on my profile rating. I only view this maybe a couple times a week if that, and what people think of my "profile" doesnt affect me in any way. With that said, do NOT rate my profile, then tell me you did it and ask or expect me to rate your's back... I will not rate your profile. Also, since I say it down below and people do not seem to understand, DO NOT leave FLASH Images or anything of the like. If you do, I WILL rate your profile... a 1. That I can promise you. Thank you.

Ive decided this isnt going to be the "About Me" section. This is gonna be the "Whatever I Feel Like Fucking Saying Section". Lets call it WIFLFSS for short.


WIFLFSS

-First off, Im an Asshole... Its a fact... Im not an asshole by choice, but by design and from 24 years of observation and learned behavior. Whats the point of being genuinly nice all the time, that in itself makes it NOT genuine... I am nice to the select few who have proven themselves. And to that you may think, proven themselves, who am I to be high and mighty? And the answer is, Im not, but I can be if I so choose. I have that right, regardless of others opinions... Its fucking great.

-Second off, I cannot stress enough, DONT POST FUCKING SPARKLES, OR LAME ASS PICS ON MY PROFILE! Its like yard gnomes, and pink flamingos. Under no circumstances do those actually look nice or classy. And wtf is the point of a half naked chic who is drawn so that if she even was real, she would collapse in on herself, or constantly fall on her damn breasts, on account they would weigh more than the rest of her size 0000 body?! If I wanna see a damn naked chic, Ill a) look at porn, or b) get laid... Its not that hard, even obese ugly people get laid, by other ugly people, of course, but they still do it. Thats right Im making fun of ugly fat people. If you dont like it, be sure and read the section above, starts with, First off. Also, that goes for any, ______ Day. Unless its my damn Bday, or Christmas Day, or some other majorly recongnized holiday... No other day, I know how to drink, I know how to hump, I know all these things damnit! And dont tag me with these stupid, you've been fucked shit... Chances are, if I havent asked to do you, I dont wanna be FUCKED by you.

-Next off, I am moderately conservative. I dont belong to an I Love Bush fan club, because I dont think he is the best president in the world. I think hes better than Kerry/Gore/Clinton, but def NOT the best, and he is a horrible speaker, but... at least more of its true than certain other politicians. Oh, and for those who say hes dumb, maybe so, but... Hes was president for 8 years... And your not... Sucks for you.

-Fourth off, I enjoy driving cars faster than they should go. I also enjoy driving bikes even faster than should be possible. I like chics, and chics that can drive a stick, damn, chics that can drive a crotch rocket, double damn.

-5th off, I shall reserve this space for more to come.