Days off
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew
the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I
thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would
tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside
down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My
co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
so that the Boss would think I was nuts and give me a few days off. A few
minutes later the Boss came
into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I
told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are
clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the
office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
the Boss asked her: "And where do you think you're going?" ( You're gonna
love this. )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
