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One bright day in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys got up to fight.
They turned back to back and faced each other, drew swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise, came over and shot the 2 dead boys.
If you dont believe this story is true, go ask the blind man, he saw it too
