Phoenix M2 Kimmie's blog: "David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers"

#10-have to sit upright while driving #9-pistol won't stay under front seat #8-engine noise drowns out the rap music #7-pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time #6-they keep trying to carjack Dale Jr #5-police cars on track interfere with race #4-no passenger seat for the Ho #3-no cadillacs approved for competition #2-can't wear helmet sideways AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR #1-when they crash their cars, they bail out and run