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51 Year Old · Female · From Houston, TX · Joined on January 9, 2008 · Relationship status: Open Relationship · Born on August 16th · I have a crush on someone!
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51 Year Old · Female · From Houston, TX · Joined on January 9, 2008 · Relationship status: Open Relationship · Born on August 16th · I have a crush on someone!
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SINGLE (Divorced) MOM/full time college student/artist
Polyamorous
Sapiosexual
Pagan
NOT Skinny!!!

Read my interests...that'll tell ya a lil about me. I currently have 10 tats and plenty more on the drawing bored, lol, I have braces for at least another 1 to 2 years & my septum, bridge & nose are pierced.

Quintessential bad girl..I cuss, I smoke & drink & I fuck (ok, not much anymore since school takes up most of my time these days), I'm not Politically Correct & I generally don't give a shit if people like me or not!!!!!
I like chubby guys with hairy chests but geeky guys in general are such a turn on!


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& yes, I know weirdo is misspelled in my facebook url, it's on purpose.

I'm not the average, run-of-the-mill gal...I live my life my way & have plenty of bumps, bruises and the like to show for it....likely to get a lot more!
Going for as little collateral damage as possible though...

Honesty and compassion 1st, Pride 2nd & most things just fall into place!!

I speak with a southern drawl...or as my best friend says, I have an east Texas ghetto twang!

I can be a lady, but prefer being a woman (some of ya'll know the difference I'm referring to).
I am a sensual, sexual being & don't apologize for the freak (I leave marks!) that I can be...
I speak my mind & have no problem backing my words up with action.
I have seen some shit, done some shit...but not nearly as much of what or where I want, so I got plans!

Hope to fall in love for real some day, but plan to tear some shit up having fun until then...

I pretty much feel like a foreigner most of the time...amongst family & friends & my "own culture" in general. The "Star of Lakshmi" attempting to fit into a rather circular world w/o too much chipping of my points.

According to Easton & Liszt, a slut is "a person of any gender who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is nice and pleasure is good for you."

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You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

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For you, kissing is about all about following your urges
If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story
You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses
A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble




Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake



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You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.





Your Birthdate: August 16


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You're incredibly introverted and introspective. You live inside your head.

You spend a lot of alone time meditating and thinking.

People see you as withdrawn, and at times they are right.

You are caring and deep, but it may be difficult for you to show this side of yourself.


Your strength: Your original approach to thinking


Your weakness: You tend to shy away from others


Your power color: Pale blue


Your power symbol: Wavy line


Your power month: July











Leo
Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense.

In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself.

Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra
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Your Aura is Orange

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You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself.
Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge.

The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then telling people about it.

Famous oranges include: Timothy Leary, David Blaine, Tony Hawk, Carey Hart

Careers for you to try: Snowboarder, Circus Performer, Undercover Agent




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You Are 50% Weird


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Normal enough to know that you're weird...

But too damn weird to do anything about it!



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51 Year Old · Female · From Houston, TX · Joined on January 9, 2008 · Relationship status: Open Relationship · Born on August 16th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
It's be so much easier to list the things that do not interest me, but the problem is that I tend to find everything a little bit interesting...even if it's for a few seconds.
I'm quite easily entertained!
If this is too vague then I suggest a round of Q & A!

What can I say...I am a true NERD. I love to learn for the sake of learning.
I'm pretty darn geeky too...

HAHAHA...ok really...music & the local music scene, movies, books book books, dancing, karaoke, tattoos, piercings, riding my bike (the pedal kind, but I love motorcycles), yoga, sleeping, Lone Star beer, weed, writing poetry & spoken word, goofing with my kids whenever I can, work (when I have some!), my pets, fostering strays, organic/all natural food, holistic/homeopathic medicine, painting and my other crazy art projects, my fixer up house, & whatever else crosses my deranged 'lil mind!!!!
Music
I'm all over the place when it comes to music, but it's a safe bet that 95% of the time it'll be ear piercing loud, bone crushing hard & lightening fast!
I'm a huge supporter of the local hardcore/metal/punk/goth scene here in Houston!
I am also trying slowly to learn to play the acoustic guitar...trying & the drums & I just got a keyboard, harmonica, & a recorder.
I write songs from time to time and hope to start recording on my 4 track recorder to actually make some of it get out of my head and into the world. The stuff I create is actually very folksy/country.
you can hear a couple of my songs, lyrically speaking, on my myspace page.
& if ya look up The Ghost of Your Past you can hear see some of the others that I've contributed to. I'm the lyricist for the project. The musician is Keo the front man from Anguish in Exile/occasional bass player for Pinhed.
Video Games
I've only in the last couple of years developed an affinity for video games....thanks to my son. He's mainlining me on God of War 1 & 2. I have a PS2 & the entire series of Hitman...the others are loaners from my son when I can scam them. I am so not a gamer though unless ya count the Centipede & Pacman I paid to have on my cell phone...heehee.
& sense my son has a PS 3 I get to play God of War 5 on there w/ him when he comes over.

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