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THis is the best place to meet the greatest people. I wish each and all of you the very happiest of Holdiay seasons what ever you Celebrate. So many diverse cultures all come pouring out of One Huge TAP. To the Soldiers that Are Out there for Us and away from their Families ,,,,I wish you the saftey of all the angels Possible and that your lil angels will know how much you love them.
Well I have had the pleasure of becoming Friends with a Lady that used to live not far from me,her name is Candace and I hope that we will become better friends as the years go on. You can hear her on www.lildevilradio.com , Candace,,,,,,The Don Father,,,Oregon,,,,,,,,Look out.....;)
Harley joke The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren"t You the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes." "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust; 5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!" "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,"God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, MORE men are riding MY invention than YOURS"
Little johnny is sitting in the classroom Teacher says to the class,,,If i had three birds and someone shot one how many birds would i have left,,,Little Johnny says none,,,teach says no 3-1=2,,little johnny argues no if you had three and one got shot the others would be scared and fly away,,,,teacher says well no but I like your way of thinking. Johnny says ok teach i have a question for you if you had 3 woman sitting on a park bench,,one was licking an ice cream cone ,,,1 was sucking an icecream cone and the other was nibbling it,,which one is married,,,,,Teach says the one licking it,,,,,Little Johny says well no teach ..... The one with the Wedding band ,,,,,,,,but i like your way of thinking
How did the US military find Haddam Hussein........................ They threw a case of Viagra into the cave and the PRICK stood up
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