Cupid is a sadist
Winged little bastard
stands about three foot three
carries a bow and arrow
maybe you seen him
Lurking in the trees
He takes a perverse delight
in bringing together
the uncomputable types
Just to watch the heartache
Instigating the lovelorn plight
His aim is skewed
by sadistic whim
There is no dodging
his cruel whim
Up in arms
lets do him in
I hear by issue a bounty
on his sadistic little ass
true love to whoever bags
this twisted cad
lets end his irony
make true love a reality
by bullet or bomb
a garret about the neck
any method
you deem fit
Because cupid is a sadist
and iv had enuff of his shit
