Crewchiefs (A.K.A. Aircraft Mechanics)
AS SEEN BY THE 11th AIR FORCE: A drunken, brawling, truck-stealing, woman-corrupting liar with a reflective belt, Casio watch and a pearl-handled .38 revolver.
AS SEEN BY HIMSELF: A tall, handsome, highly trained professional killer, gentleman idol to women, with a reflective belt, wearing a pearl-handled .38 revolver, who is always on time due to the reliability of his Casio watch.
AS SEEN BY HIS WOMAN: A stinking male chauvinist pig who staggers into town about once a year or so with his B-4 bag full of dirty underwear and fornication on his mind.
AS SEEN BY HIS COMMANDER: A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling, truck-stealing, woman-corrupting liar with a reflective belt, Casio watch and a pearl-handled .38 revolver.
AS SEEN BY THE DEPARTMENT OF THE AIR FORCE: An over paid, over ranked, tax burden who is indispensable because he has volunteered to go anywhere and do anything as long as he can booze it up, brawl, steal trucks, corrupt women, lie, wear a reflective belt, a Casio watch, andcarry a pearl-handled .38 revolver.
Without maintenance pilots are just pedestrians with cool jackets and sun glasses.
