54 Year Old
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Male
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From Columbus, IN·
Joined on July 14, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 17th
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I have a crush on someone!
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I am a 37yr old straight male looking for friends and more, if that is what they want. I like straight and bi-sexual women, full figured is great. if you like what you see and what you read give me a shout and lets chat to get to know eachother! Bye for now Ladies!Muah!!
54 Year Old
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Male
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From Columbus, IN·
Joined on July 14, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on January 17th
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I have a crush on someone!
Music
i love all tip-s of music ilove heavy metal rock little cuntry opera clasical blues mariachi hip hop rap
Driving on his way to work one morning, a man goes flying past an Alabama State Trooper hidden behind some trees in the median of the highway. When the trooper pulls him over, he asks,"Where are you going in such a hurry?" The man replies,"work". The trooper then asks,"So what in the world do you do at work that is SO important that you have to drive 40 mph over the speed limit to get there?" John responds,"Well officer, I work for the great state of Alabama, like you. I'm a rectum strecther." Puzzled, the officer asks,"And exactly what does a rectum stretcher do?" The man then goes into great detail describing his job,"Well, first, I take a rectum, then I insert one finger, then two, then three, then a whole fist, then eventually two fists...then I stretch and pull until it is over 6 feet across." Well, the trooper thought he had heard it all, but out of curiosity, he just had to ask,"Now what in the hell does the State of Alabama do with a 6-foot asshole?"The man replies,"They give him a radar gun and a funny hat and park him in the median!" Looool have a great evening :)huggiessss
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them."Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers,"We just love the chocolate around them."
,Hahaha.. I thought this was too cute not to passaround :)Have a great weekhuggies Debbie
Miser's Final WishThere was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said"Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said,"I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said,"Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?""I sure did," said the wife."I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
Loool smart lady heheheHave a great day hun :)huggiesssss
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him. Like his mama used to do.
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handfull of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times. At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them."Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady answers,"We just love the chocolate around them." 
Miser's Final WishThere was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife,"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said"Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said,"I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said,"Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.""You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?""I sure did," said the wife."I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him. Like his mama used to do.
yep i'm early, but at least i'm first lol hope its sweet!~kaylee