this is a funny story that happened a few years ago (i SWEAR it happened!).
i was in mcdonald's a few years ago with my friends gabo, magoo and rosemary. we were hanging out and this woman who was dressed like she was homeless came up to us and started talkin to us. we decided to mess wit her head. the conversation went like this:
woman: where do you go to school?
us: we're college students
woman: oh nice! where do you go to college?
us: in North Carolina.
gabo: but they're building a branch of it on the moon
woman: did you know men are going to have a war over the moon?
and that's all i remember. we laughed our asses off afterwards. it was sooooooo funny!!