I like my job a lot, its probably the best job i ever had and i got to thinking about some of the awful jobs ive had in the past.
I used to work for a security company once but at the time i was heavily into drugs so i guess they fired me for being a security, um, liability..
They had me watching a milk produce factory and quite literally the only thing i had to do was to check a monitor once an hour to make sure that the temperature was steady on the milk cooling tank, somehow i managed to screw that up so all the milk turned to yoghurt or something.
Worst job i ever had was as a bouncer at a really crummy bar whos clientele were mainly loan sharks and drug dealers, this was soon after i quit using drugs so luckily for me i was still on friendly terms with most of the customers, still, having to persuade 130 kilo thugs on speed and steroids that they had had enough to drink and should maybe stop beating up their girlfriends and just go home and sleep it off wasnt exactly my idea of a wise career move.
For a short while i was in telemarketing, i would call people up and offer them stuff they had no use for at prices they couldnt afford, i got pretty good at this but felt unclean every time i woke up, sometimes people would be so rude to me that i actually considered going to the bar i used to work at and paying one of those steroid monsters to go beat my customers up.
