Let's start with the obvious:
-When you're a contract weldor, your job can end very suddenly and leave you stranded.
-When you're a wierdo, sometimes idiots will pick fights with you over anything.
-Sometimes, I do that heart thing without meaning to.
-On any given day, I could end up on the road to BFE.
-Trusting people is my flaw.
-I'm prone to being accused of things I haven't done.
-The power of the penis is a terrifying thing.
-I'll be homeless for Xmas.........
There's so much more, but to get into it would take forever.
